Churchill Theatre Gardens

If you're out and about in the suburbs, and decide to pop into Intu Bromley (formerly and more popularly known as 'The Glades'), make sure to visit the Churchill Theatre Gardens!

Oh, and don't let the name put you off. It does sound like a cross between a prime minister, the West End and Kew, but it's actually a good-sized area of greenery.

There's even a small children's play area, but of course I am too mature for such things.

What I prefer is a bit of culture. Thus I am standing in front of this empty structure attempting to look all educated.

There are occasionally performances there, but these are kind of obscure. So obscure that this veritable treasure trove of information - why are you looking around, going 'What?' 'What treasure trove?', it's ME, people - has no clue when the next performance is. Never mind. It's fun to scramble up and down the tiers anyway.

And here I am with Miss Duck, who's a duck.

See? I come up with the most surprising facts. Like I said, treasure trove.

There are quite a few animals here, good for pointing out to the elflings. There are squirrels and the ubiquitous pigeons too, of course.

I'm going to find a nice squirrel to talk to, since I think Miss Duck's conversation is mostly quackery.

See you soon,

Elf Dryadalis

Which is your favourite elephant? Part 1

Hi there! It might look like I'm in a strange psychedelic version of a safari, but actually, I'm in a shopping centre!

This is Bromley Intu, on the outskirts of London, and my new friend behind me is 'Birds and Blossom'. B&B and her friends are touring the UK to promote awareness of the plight of the Asian Elephant. The Elephant tour is actually coming to an end now, with the auction of these lovely ellies on 26th July.

If you're near Bromley, it's worth a visit - there are so many elephants to see, and you can add in a bit of shopping too! The list of shops is here.

In the meantime, I'm trying to decide which elephant is my favourite.....would you like to help me?

'Elephants Communicating' and I have a very similar colouring, but I think this elephant is several hundred times larger than me. Look at those piercing golden eyes!

Here's a pretty one on the upper level of the mall. She's called 'Flower Impression' and gave me a good tickle with the tip of her trunk.

This loved-up elephant is called 'Happiness is for Everyone'. Isn't that a lovely idea?

Even her backside is happy......these little green creatures are ever so happy about standing beneath a rainbow, even though there's a penguin attempting tombstoning, or something vaguely worrying of the sort, just beneath.

And finally, how about 'Jack on Tour'? The Union Jack flag is often used on pretty much anything which can be painted, printed and sold, but there's nothing wrong with a little patriotism!

Have you taken a fancy to any of these elephants? Let me know in the comments section below!

Laters,

Elf Dryadalis